Republicant

From the New Devil's Dictionary

Re-pub-li-cant - noun, -1. member of the Republican Party which was founded in 1854 to oppose slavery but has spent every waking moment since the assassination of Abraham Lincoln trying to immolate itself and the republic. --2.- noun, a foul and feculent camorra masquerading as an American political party that is best known for the things it can't do including, but not limited to, can't tell the truth, can't balance a budget, can't win a war, can't enforce the law honestly, can't keep its sticky fingers out of the public till, can't fail to abuse its power which was most often attained by corrupt means,--- can't resist exposing legal sexual escapades of others while setting records for hypocrisy and wanton lust, can't, can't, can't....